Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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