i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick