So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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