You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We need a shit load of segways right now
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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