At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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