Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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