can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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