drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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