Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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