I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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