He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Spinning.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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