Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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