It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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