i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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