one might say we're banned from that church
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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