He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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