Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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