yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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