They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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