no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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