youre lurking in front of me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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