where am i from again
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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