so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
