You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It's never too late to be topless.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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