She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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