I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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