I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
COCAINE IS GR8
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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