I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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