I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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