I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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