No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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