Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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