It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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