my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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