just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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