Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She just used a chaser for red wine.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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