do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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