please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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