My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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