she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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