from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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