STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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