it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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