Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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