There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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