so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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