It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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