i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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