I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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