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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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