Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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