So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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