Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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