Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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