with your own penis?
I must be too annoying 4 u.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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